Eating Susan Kerplinkawitz (lyrics by Josh Luckenbach and Austin Riopel)
Do you know the muffin man?
Mama said to take a stand, darlin’
God knows you tried the best you can
Go on turn around again, baby
Cows flying across the moon
Angels suck a silver spoon, darlin’
You’re bouncing around the room
Got me seeing stars again, baby
Go away from my home.
Won’t you please let me be alone?
Castles made of gingerbread
Hand grenade beneath your head, darlin’
Eyeballs turning into sand
Go on turn around again, baby
Go away from my home.
Won’t you please let me be alone?
Tighty whitey underwear
Bubblegum is in my hair
Falling down a flight of stairs
Everyone is staring at me
God he made the ficus root
Parrots in a parachute
Got my keys inside my boots
Not a soul will stop to help me
There is not that much to forget about.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby!